1 00:00:30,380 --> 00:00:32,610 Alright... 2 00:00:41,660 --> 00:00:44,060 Ready... Action! 3 00:00:47,100 --> 00:01:00,780 Fox, fox..., wiggly, wiggly...! 4 00:01:01,910 --> 00:01:05,010 Nice, Mr. Ohtaki. A fox noodle ad with a fox 5 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:07,920 that's creative! 6 00:01:09,050 --> 00:01:11,020 The flipside's flipside 7 00:01:11,590 --> 00:01:12,890 is the flipside, no? 8 00:01:13,690 --> 00:01:16,350 And wiggling represents chewiness! 9 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,990 Creation without creativity. 10 00:01:20,770 --> 00:01:22,030 That's deep! 11 00:01:26,410 --> 00:01:27,530 How was that? 12 00:01:30,110 --> 00:01:31,410 Weak wiggling! 13 00:01:32,910 --> 00:01:35,610 Like this! Wiggle it, wiggle it! 14 00:01:35,980 --> 00:01:37,740 I want outstanding wiggling. 15 00:01:41,050 --> 00:01:42,020 Again! 16 00:01:43,060 --> 00:01:45,580 Ready... Action! 17 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:51,620 Fox, fox..., wiggly, wiggly...! 18 00:01:52,130 --> 00:01:56,360 Yes, we've got delicious footage of your noodles. 19 00:01:57,670 --> 00:01:59,500 Our client will be here soon. 20 00:01:59,770 --> 00:02:02,040 OK. I'd better go meet them. 21 00:02:04,810 --> 00:02:06,000 Was that OK? 22 00:02:06,140 --> 00:02:07,340 Wasn't looking. 23 00:02:07,510 --> 00:02:10,410 Just do a bunch of different takes. 24 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:36,500 JUDGE! 25 00:02:39,850 --> 00:02:43,680 Fox, fox..., wiggly, wiggly... 26 00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:44,540 Noodles! 27 00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:47,950 Fox, fox..., wiggly, wiggly... 28 00:02:48,050 --> 00:02:49,020 Noodles! 29 00:02:49,790 --> 00:02:53,350 It's all in the wiggle. Acecook Kitsune Udon. 30 00:02:53,530 --> 00:02:54,120 Noodles! 31 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:58,890 What do you think? 32 00:03:00,130 --> 00:03:01,620 It's amazing. 33 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,400 It is. I think it's great. 34 00:03:04,470 --> 00:03:05,770 It's amazingly bad. 35 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:12,510 Make the cat more...cattish. 36 00:03:13,780 --> 00:03:15,610 That's more like a fox. 37 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:17,340 Sir, it is a fox... 38 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,350 If he says it's a cat, it's a cat. 39 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:23,010 A cat, you say... 40 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:24,780 That's deep! 41 00:03:25,390 --> 00:03:28,880 OK, make a more cattish version. By tomorrow. 42 00:03:34,670 --> 00:03:35,600 Come in. 43 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:37,760 Ohta here. 44 00:03:41,670 --> 00:03:42,770 You wanted me? 45 00:03:42,910 --> 00:03:47,350 You're too old to shake your ass in a costume. 46 00:03:47,450 --> 00:03:49,740 But you told me to... 47 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:54,880 Acecook loves the ad, thanks to you. 48 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:56,010 Not at all! 49 00:03:56,390 --> 00:04:00,020 No, you really put your stamp on it. 50 00:04:00,460 --> 00:04:01,620 Congrats. 51 00:04:02,930 --> 00:04:06,460 But we need to change it, then over to you. 52 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,570 Change it? How? 53 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:12,870 Make it a cat. 54 00:04:13,810 --> 00:04:14,640 A cat? 55 00:04:14,810 --> 00:04:17,140 Make the fox a cat by tomorrow. 56 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:18,970 I don't get it. 57 00:04:19,110 --> 00:04:22,940 Their advertising chief likes cats. So it's a cat. 58 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,480 But that's crazy! 59 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:26,580 A crazy chance. 60 00:04:26,650 --> 00:04:27,380 No it isn't! 61 00:04:27,490 --> 00:04:29,490 I just wanna help you. 62 00:04:29,490 --> 00:04:30,960 But it's obviously a fox! 63 00:04:31,060 --> 00:04:34,720 So add meows and text saying "This is a cat" 64 00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:36,920 I can't ask the director! 65 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:43,560 Director? We don't need no stinkin' director. 66 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:44,830 Oh man... 67 00:04:45,170 --> 00:04:45,830 Now... 68 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,460 Get the chance. 69 00:04:47,910 --> 00:04:50,810 Er, we have to make the fox a cat. 70 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:52,630 By tomorrow. 71 00:04:52,810 --> 00:04:55,640 - You're kidding. - No, I'm serious... 72 00:04:55,710 --> 00:04:57,980 So am l. This race sucks. 73 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,350 Keep it down, dammit! 74 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,610 No, not you Mr. Director! 75 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,920 He hung up. 76 00:05:06,060 --> 00:05:07,490 This one's useless. 77 00:05:07,660 --> 00:05:10,420 Ohta! Help me with my pitch. 78 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:15,000 Not you, the useful Ohta. 79 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:19,970 Hikari. 80 00:05:20,770 --> 00:05:22,030 He needs your help. 81 00:05:35,490 --> 00:05:37,750 OK, let's try it with that. 82 00:05:40,860 --> 00:05:44,730 Fox, fox..., wiggly, wiggly... 83 00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:45,350 This is a cat. 84 00:05:45,430 --> 00:05:49,090 Fox, fox..., wiggly, wiggly... 85 00:05:49,170 --> 00:05:50,430 This is a cat. 86 00:05:51,170 --> 00:05:55,040 It's not quite right. Let's try Take 68 again. 87 00:05:57,580 --> 00:06:01,410 Fox, fox..., wiggly, wiggly... 88 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:01,970 This is a cat. 89 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,880 Yeah, Take 68 is snappier. 90 00:06:05,020 --> 00:06:06,810 Sorry, it was 48. 91 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:10,720 They're all the same! You can't tell the difference! 92 00:06:12,390 --> 00:06:16,830 I want a tasty-sounding "nya" that says, "l love this!" 93 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:19,360 It has to be perfect. 94 00:06:19,530 --> 00:06:22,860 Huh? What's a "tasty-sounding nya"? 95 00:06:23,070 --> 00:06:27,770 And what the hell is that "This is a cat" caption for? 96 00:06:27,940 --> 00:06:29,000 It's garbage! 97 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:32,940 The song says "Fox fox fox fox!" It's a fox! 98 00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:34,040 I'm gonna cry! 99 00:06:35,050 --> 00:06:39,780 Good idea... Why don't you give it a try? 100 00:06:41,650 --> 00:06:42,620 No good. 101 00:07:04,180 --> 00:07:06,040 Next up is version C. 102 00:07:16,390 --> 00:07:17,860 What's the difference? 103 00:07:18,060 --> 00:07:19,490 Different "nyas." 104 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,080 Beats me. 105 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,130 Nya, nya, and nya. 106 00:07:23,430 --> 00:07:24,450 What's your bra size? B cup. 107 00:07:24,530 --> 00:07:25,100 B cup. 108 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:26,430 Not you. You. 109 00:07:27,830 --> 00:07:30,100 - C cup. - Let's go with C. 110 00:07:30,570 --> 00:07:31,060 Got it. 111 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,740 Well done! Your life's gonna change! 112 00:07:35,510 --> 00:07:37,370 Thank you! 113 00:07:37,510 --> 00:07:40,340 C was my choice too. The tastiest nya... 114 00:07:40,410 --> 00:07:42,640 Yeah, got it. Now get lost! 115 00:07:53,530 --> 00:07:56,860 Hey, delete my name from the credits. 116 00:07:58,130 --> 00:08:01,830 I'm on the festival jury in Santa Monica. 117 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:06,030 If word gets out I made that crap 118 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:08,770 it'll smear the Ohtaki Ichiro brand. 119 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:09,930 What a jerk. 120 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:16,410 I'd prefer you call me "creative." 121 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,520 I'm Manami. Nice to meet you. 122 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,910 You're cute, Manami! 123 00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:23,390 Got a guy? 124 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:24,390 I don't! 125 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:27,650 You're lying! You're lying! 126 00:08:27,830 --> 00:08:29,690 I don't, right? 127 00:08:30,030 --> 00:08:31,720 You're lying! 128 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,760 Next, next! 129 00:08:34,130 --> 00:08:38,360 I'm Kiichiro. I'm a media planner with Gentsu. 130 00:08:38,670 --> 00:08:40,500 Kiichi! Kiichi! 131 00:08:42,110 --> 00:08:43,700 You make commercials? 132 00:08:43,810 --> 00:08:45,800 He's a creative type. 133 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,710 Shouldn't you be at work? 134 00:08:48,850 --> 00:08:51,010 Nothing gets done without me. 135 00:08:51,580 --> 00:08:53,070 Sorry I'm late! 136 00:08:54,890 --> 00:08:56,440 Why are you here? 137 00:08:57,790 --> 00:08:59,020 You're a catch. 138 00:08:59,460 --> 00:09:01,550 You say that to every guy! 139 00:09:01,630 --> 00:09:04,360 Every guy! How many times? How many? 140 00:09:04,430 --> 00:09:05,560 Knock it off. 141 00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:07,860 Naughty boy! 142 00:09:10,540 --> 00:09:12,370 Bet he's good at pitching. 143 00:09:13,070 --> 00:09:18,030 Hello, it's er, well,in short, on the contrary, 144 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,970 um, non-verbally, er... 145 00:09:20,150 --> 00:09:21,410 That's enough! 146 00:09:23,350 --> 00:09:24,040 Wait! Please wait! 147 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:25,310 Move! 148 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:29,850 You like ads? 149 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,050 I do, except for that one. 150 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:32,890 Which one? 151 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,790 The "nya" noodle ad. 152 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:37,660 Ah! I hate that ad! 153 00:09:40,770 --> 00:09:41,890 He made it. 154 00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:45,970 It's OK. I like it. 155 00:09:46,070 --> 00:09:47,870 Karaoke? 156 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:49,140 Not with Kiichiro. 157 00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:50,540 What a creep. 158 00:09:50,610 --> 00:09:51,440 Ditch him? 159 00:09:51,510 --> 00:09:53,140 See his hairy mole? 160 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:54,930 His hairy mole! 161 00:10:08,030 --> 00:10:10,590 Er, are you expecting friends? 162 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,640 Sweet camera angle! 163 00:10:43,430 --> 00:10:44,790 He's weird. 164 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:45,590 Throw him out. 165 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:57,630 Kiichiro? 166 00:10:58,540 --> 00:10:59,670 Ohta Kiichiro? 167 00:11:00,980 --> 00:11:03,780 Aoyama? You're in Tokyo? 168 00:11:03,950 --> 00:11:06,680 Yup. For a friend's wedding. 169 00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:10,520 Long time no see. 170 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:14,890 Mariko... You look well. 171 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:28,400 Dude, you're all fancy now. Cool threads. 172 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,410 Sorry, it's my mom. 173 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,680 Hello? Hello? 174 00:11:44,990 --> 00:11:47,580 Oh, you still have that? 175 00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:51,860 I couldn't take it off. 176 00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:01,530 Work going well? 177 00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:04,800 Yeah, I guess. 178 00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:08,600 Made one like that shoe ad? 179 00:12:09,410 --> 00:12:10,640 Nah. 180 00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:15,780 Making everyone happy? 181 00:12:18,790 --> 00:12:21,920 Remember? You said you'd make ads that... 182 00:12:21,990 --> 00:12:22,760 Sorry, sorry. 183 00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:27,560 Kiichiro, wanna go get a drink? 184 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:31,060 Well...I've got work to do. 185 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:06,370 Change direction, 186 00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:11,570 and turn a headwind into a tailwind 187 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,680 I want to make ads like this. 188 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:27,550 Ecstatically elastic! 189 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,620 Ohta, what the hell's this? 190 00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:33,900 Er, a sumo wrestler in swimwear... 191 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,800 Forget the sumo wrestler. 192 00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:37,700 You call this copy? 193 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,900 Ecstatically elastic? 194 00:13:42,140 --> 00:13:44,440 It's for Marui! 195 00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:46,710 How is this stylish? 196 00:13:46,710 --> 00:13:49,510 This one's better. A sumo wrestler... 197 00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:51,570 Anything without sumo? 198 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,980 But I like sumo wrestlers... 199 00:13:57,990 --> 00:13:59,080 Sorry... 200 00:14:00,690 --> 00:14:03,350 Forget it. Go get competent Ohta. 201 00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:14,440 Oi! 202 00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:18,000 Oi! 203 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:19,470 Oi! 204 00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:21,010 Oi've got 2 chikuwa! 205 00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:22,000 D'oh! 206 00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:26,310 Now 2 per pack! Chikuwa House Chikuwa. 207 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:31,080 So, how d'ya like my boy's commercial? 208 00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:34,490 We're moved beyond words. Right, Ohtaki? 209 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:35,390 Yeah. 210 00:14:35,930 --> 00:14:38,620 Turns out my son's a genius. 211 00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:41,420 Indeed he is! Right, Ohtaki? 212 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:42,020 Yeah. 213 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:46,060 You know the Santa Monica lnternational Festival? 214 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,360 He wants to win it. 215 00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:50,970 He can! As it happens 216 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,510 Ohtaki's a juror this year. Right? 217 00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:54,030 Yeah. 218 00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:55,710 You don't say! 219 00:14:56,450 --> 00:14:57,950 If he wins, you can handle 220 00:14:57,950 --> 00:15:00,820 our global advertising campaign. 221 00:15:00,890 --> 00:15:04,550 The entire 23 billion yen budget. 222 00:15:04,690 --> 00:15:08,630 23 billion?! Thank you sir! 223 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,690 If I don't win 224 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,320 Iet's go with another agency, Papa. 225 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:18,660 So get it done! 226 00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:23,560 Oh my, you're tough customers! 227 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,040 Excuse me one moment. Ohtaki? 228 00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:39,420 Ohtaki, do you think it can win? 229 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,750 That's a 100% no. 230 00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:44,630 Then make sure it does! If you don't... 231 00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:46,000 If I don't? 232 00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:48,400 - You're fired. - That's crazy! 233 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,360 A crazy chance! 234 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,100 There's no such thing! 235 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,570 Nya nya. 236 00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:58,670 Yes sir? 237 00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:01,780 People hate it. They say it's stupid. 238 00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:03,010 I'm sorry. 239 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,980 The agency might fire your ass. 240 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,780 But that's... 241 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:13,010 Here's one more chance. 242 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,690 Go to Santa Monica. 243 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,760 Santa Monica? 244 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:23,530 Join the festival jury instead of me. 245 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,430 Something came up, so I can't go. 246 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:29,100 M-me? But I can't! 247 00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:33,470 You can. In fact, you're the only one who can. 248 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:34,700 Why me? 249 00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:37,810 Your first name is? 250 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:39,780 Kiichiro. 251 00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:43,050 Ohtakiichiro Ohtakiichiro 252 00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:46,920 Ohta...Kiichiro. 253 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:50,790 Ohtaki...Ichiro. 254 00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:54,950 Our names sound the same. That's why. 255 00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:57,870 But name order's reversed overseas. 256 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,380 The jury meets in a week. 257 00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:07,880 I can't say I'm pulling out now. 258 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,510 We look different! 259 00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:13,020 Foreigners think all Japanese look the same! 260 00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:18,020 What? You wanna lose your job? 261 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,090 No sir! 262 00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:20,080 Then go for it. 263 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,890 But my English is awful! 264 00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:28,960 Kagami will sort you out. 265 00:17:29,530 --> 00:17:30,360 Mr. Kagami? 266 00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:32,730 That shady old has-been? 267 00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:36,570 Not only is he shady... 268 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,870 ...he's kinda stinky. 269 00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:02,590 This is English prep? 270 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:06,560 Yeah. Come on, give it a try. 271 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,930 I've only got a week! Teach me useful English! 272 00:18:11,010 --> 00:18:12,810 You gotta have a hook. 273 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,570 This'll get them to listen. 274 00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:19,880 I ain't got time! Learn me sumpin', even a lil'! 275 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,310 What accent's that? 276 00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:22,550 Tsugaru. 277 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:25,510 Take this book with you. 278 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:31,750 Order the Finest Food in English? 279 00:18:32,430 --> 00:18:33,800 This book's the key? 280 00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:35,900 Nah, it's just a book. 281 00:18:36,570 --> 00:18:38,060 You gotta eat well. 282 00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:42,600 This guy's useless. 283 00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:20,740 Found you. 284 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,340 I'm waiting on a big race. 285 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,610 Why do you like horse races? 286 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:32,590 I predict results based on character 287 00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:34,790 bloodline and condition. 288 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,390 So, what's up? 289 00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:40,800 I'm going to be on the jury at Santa Monica. 290 00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:43,700 You? With your sucky English? 291 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,630 Will you go with me? 292 00:19:45,970 --> 00:19:47,370 Travel with you? 293 00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:51,030 Judge your own face first. And your hairy mole. 294 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:57,340 I'll pay, so please play my wife for a week. 295 00:19:57,450 --> 00:19:59,440 Why should I play your wife? 296 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,540 Your surname's Ohta too. 297 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:02,810 Are you serious? 298 00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:04,450 Hell no. 299 00:20:05,690 --> 00:20:09,060 Not if you were the last horse on earth. 300 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,460 Who are you taking? 301 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,050 Taking? I'm going alone. 302 00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:19,400 If you go alone, 303 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,960 they'll think you're... 304 00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:22,770 What? 305 00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:25,070 Playing for the other team. 306 00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:29,940 Look. These are your fellow jurors. 307 00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:34,950 This is bad. 308 00:20:35,490 --> 00:20:36,320 You're meat. 309 00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:38,010 They'll think I'm... 310 00:20:38,090 --> 00:20:40,820 Good. You're single. Get a boyfriend. 311 00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:42,320 Hikari, please! 312 00:20:42,430 --> 00:20:43,390 Hands off. 313 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,050 Sorry. 314 00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:46,960 I'm not going anywhere with 315 00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:50,730 a creep who clings to a keychain from his ex. 316 00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:52,690 OK, time's up. 317 00:20:57,910 --> 00:21:00,570 Hikari honey! Help the poor fella. 318 00:21:02,850 --> 00:21:04,940 Your friend says so too! 319 00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:06,880 He's not my friend. 320 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:10,320 Tamenaga's the name. Nice to meet you! 321 00:21:12,390 --> 00:21:14,620 This lad's one for the future! 322 00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:18,960 Shut up. Your predictions are never right. 323 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,730 - That's cruel. - Hands off, I said! 324 00:21:24,030 --> 00:21:25,500 Take a hike. 325 00:21:28,610 --> 00:21:30,340 It has casinos! 326 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:36,310 And it's only an hour's flight from Las Vegas! 327 00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:53,490 How 'bout I come too? 328 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:54,790 No thanks. 329 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,980 Sorry. Thank you. 330 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,480 What's with all the pen-twirling? 331 00:22:15,490 --> 00:22:16,850 English practice. 332 00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:18,490 Pen-twirling is? 333 00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:21,380 It's Mr. Kagami's idea. 334 00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:25,890 He was actually on a festival jury overseas once. 335 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,830 Huh? On a jury? 336 00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:31,430 Mr. Kagami, you were on a jury? 337 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:35,860 Who told you? 338 00:22:37,410 --> 00:22:38,740 Ms. Matsumoto. 339 00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:42,470 That old lady, 340 00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:45,340 she was actually a teen idol once. 341 00:22:45,650 --> 00:22:46,550 No way! 342 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,780 But that was a long, long time ago. 343 00:22:50,990 --> 00:22:54,420 Mr. Kagami, teach me useful jury English! 344 00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:56,520 Give it up. 345 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:01,490 They won't listen to a Japanese. 346 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,830 But...I might be able to learn something there. 347 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,330 Learn something? What for? 348 00:23:09,770 --> 00:23:13,370 Recently I remembered why I joined the agency. 349 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:14,770 Why? 350 00:23:16,410 --> 00:23:19,850 I want to make people happy with commercials. 351 00:23:22,390 --> 00:23:25,080 Commercials are advertising, 352 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,720 so they reach everyone. 353 00:23:27,790 --> 00:23:30,520 Sometimes a commercial can change a person's life. 354 00:23:30,590 --> 00:23:33,460 That happened to me! 355 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:37,940 If I can make a commercial that makes people happy, 356 00:23:37,940 --> 00:23:42,030 it'll make everyone who sees it happy, right? 357 00:23:46,780 --> 00:23:47,680 You're... 358 00:23:49,110 --> 00:23:50,410 ...a total idiot. 359 00:23:51,550 --> 00:23:53,380 Please don't call me that. 360 00:23:56,850 --> 00:23:59,550 And idiots need to be taught... 361 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,690 ...useful English. 362 00:24:03,830 --> 00:24:06,490 OK, spin your pen. Go. 363 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:08,660 Oh come on... 364 00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:14,830 When I spin this pen, I have something to say 365 00:24:16,370 --> 00:24:19,570 When I spin this pen, I have something to say 366 00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:22,640 This'll give you a chance to speak. 367 00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:25,410 It's not easy to get one. 368 00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:26,680 Got it. 369 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:30,050 And say this first every time: 370 00:24:31,060 --> 00:24:36,360 What I'm about to say is very important 371 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:42,060 What I'm about to say is very important 372 00:24:42,970 --> 00:24:44,560 It works for anything. 373 00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:47,800 Are you sure? 374 00:24:48,610 --> 00:24:52,970 What I'm about to say is very important. 375 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:58,510 This is a pen 376 00:25:01,950 --> 00:25:04,720 It works! Your pen sounds important! 377 00:25:04,990 --> 00:25:07,820 And if you're lost for words, say this: 378 00:25:08,430 --> 00:25:11,590 Silence is golden. 379 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,570 Silence is golden. 380 00:25:16,370 --> 00:25:17,860 Silence is golden. 381 00:25:17,970 --> 00:25:20,440 They'll fill in the meaning. 382 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:22,740 Is that enough? 383 00:25:23,070 --> 00:25:24,600 You think of the rest. 384 00:25:24,910 --> 00:25:28,070 No, no! I can't do that! My English sucks! 385 00:25:28,550 --> 00:25:30,310 Take these with you. 386 00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:34,950 It's all anime stuff! 387 00:25:36,890 --> 00:25:38,580 Wear this at meetings. 388 00:25:39,060 --> 00:25:40,390 A Lum t-shirt? 389 00:25:40,460 --> 00:25:41,960 Act like an otaku. 390 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:42,860 An otaku? 391 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:45,450 You gotta have a hook. 392 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,830 But isn't this a bit extreme? 393 00:25:47,930 --> 00:25:50,630 Foreigners look and act extreme too. 394 00:25:50,930 --> 00:25:52,490 Did you have a hook? 395 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,370 Yeah. 396 00:25:55,010 --> 00:25:57,770 said I had Japan's tiniest voice 397 00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,710 and used a megaphone. 398 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:03,710 What I'm about to say is very important 399 00:26:03,810 --> 00:26:07,810 After that, they nicknamed me "Mr. Megaphone." 400 00:26:07,950 --> 00:26:09,380 I've heard enough. 401 00:26:09,790 --> 00:26:12,090 Oh, I've gotta teach you this. 402 00:26:12,390 --> 00:26:13,410 Please! 403 00:26:13,490 --> 00:26:14,750 Karate Kid! 404 00:26:15,830 --> 00:26:17,380 Do the Karate Kid pose. 405 00:26:17,690 --> 00:26:19,460 Stop jerking me around. 406 00:26:19,530 --> 00:26:21,500 Do it. Karate Kid! 407 00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:23,930 Ohtaki can't go? 408 00:26:24,740 --> 00:26:27,900 Not can't, won't. He dumped it on Ohta. 409 00:26:28,410 --> 00:26:29,500 The chikuwa ad... 410 00:26:29,810 --> 00:26:31,500 That piece of crap? 411 00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:33,630 If it doesn't win, he's gone. 412 00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:35,340 Does Ohta know? 413 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:39,310 He'd bail if he did. I just saw him with Kagami... 414 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,070 - That's it. - Thank you! 415 00:26:41,420 --> 00:26:42,650 One more time. OK. 416 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,350 Karate Kid! 417 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:48,550 Pathetic. 418 00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:51,790 The pressure must've got to him. 419 00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:04,680 I have come here to eat 420 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:08,080 the most delicious food in the world 421 00:27:08,510 --> 00:27:10,040 What are you reading? 422 00:27:10,450 --> 00:27:13,940 Order the Finest Food in English. Gotta eat. 423 00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:17,090 You really take the cake. 424 00:27:17,090 --> 00:27:19,890 Huh? Why? It's not my birthday. 425 00:27:20,460 --> 00:27:23,980 Holy crap, you're dumber than I thought! Yeesh. 426 00:27:24,090 --> 00:27:25,930 Why am I doing this... 427 00:27:26,130 --> 00:27:30,590 Oh! I've gotta call Ohtaki to tell him I'm on my way! 428 00:27:49,890 --> 00:27:51,480 Yeah, Ohtaki here. 429 00:27:51,890 --> 00:27:54,050 Mr. Ohtaki? It's Ohta. 430 00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:59,050 I'm not in right now. Please call again later. 431 00:28:01,770 --> 00:28:03,320 What a clear recording. 432 00:28:03,570 --> 00:28:07,060 Mr. and Mrs. Ohta, we only have aisle seats... 433 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,770 No, give me one further away. 434 00:28:15,980 --> 00:28:18,470 Are you alright?! What's wrong?! 435 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:19,770 That ad! 436 00:28:19,950 --> 00:28:21,380 What about it?! 437 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,610 It's so bad, I nearly died! 438 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,890 It's OK! The ad did it! 439 00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:28,920 It is pretty bad. 440 00:28:31,830 --> 00:28:33,060 Arrival 441 00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:36,860 Santa Monica 442 00:28:58,690 --> 00:29:01,060 My first stay in a big hotel! 443 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,530 Look where you're going. 444 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:08,730 Dammit! 445 00:29:09,070 --> 00:29:10,360 Chikuwa?! 446 00:29:10,670 --> 00:29:13,640 They're a parting gift from Ohtaki. 447 00:29:14,140 --> 00:29:15,730 Huh? And what's that? 448 00:29:15,940 --> 00:29:19,570 My pillow. I can't sleep without it. 449 00:29:21,950 --> 00:29:25,640 Hey, don't do anything too embarrassing. 450 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,940 Japan will be ridiculed. 451 00:29:30,790 --> 00:29:34,020 That's juror Kizawa Haruka from Hakufudo. 452 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,530 Nice to see you again, Mr. Chairman 453 00:29:36,530 --> 00:29:39,620 The famous Ms. Kizawa? She's gorgeous! 454 00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:40,890 She's a cow. 455 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,020 I think you're the favorite to win the Grand Prix 456 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:44,560 Thank you Jack 457 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:46,730 Hi Tania 458 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:47,600 Nice to see you 459 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,500 Lovely to... 460 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,940 Everybody's hugging! Cool! 461 00:29:51,380 --> 00:29:52,930 Someone wants to hug you. 462 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,810 Hello! I'm Somsak from Thailand 463 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:57,440 Hikari! 464 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,010 - I missed you! - I missed you! 465 00:30:04,350 --> 00:30:05,480 - How are you? - Good! 466 00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:07,390 - Hungry? - Yeah. 467 00:30:07,490 --> 00:30:09,290 - Let's go eat. - Yeah, let's! 468 00:30:11,930 --> 00:30:12,760 Who's he? 469 00:30:14,060 --> 00:30:15,830 My gay porter. 470 00:30:16,370 --> 00:30:17,730 Here's your tip. 471 00:30:20,070 --> 00:30:22,370 - What's good? - Good question. 472 00:30:24,810 --> 00:30:29,610 Oh well, this coin might save my life if I get shot. 473 00:30:32,380 --> 00:30:33,610 Why the same room? 474 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,010 We're married! 475 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,350 I'm leaving. Have fun with Mr. Thai. 476 00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:41,590 W-wait a second! 477 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,820 Room... separate please? 478 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,230 Help! I need another room or she'll leave! 479 00:30:49,330 --> 00:30:50,700 I can't help you now! 480 00:30:50,770 --> 00:30:53,940 The rooms are all occupied. 481 00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:55,340 Please! 482 00:30:55,410 --> 00:30:58,780 - Do me a solid! - There's one way I could help. 483 00:30:58,780 --> 00:31:01,640 - On the real? - Yes. 484 00:31:01,910 --> 00:31:02,970 Awesome! 485 00:31:03,050 --> 00:31:05,510 They understand each other? 486 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:13,880 This is it? 487 00:31:14,620 --> 00:31:17,460 He kinda gave us two rooms. 488 00:31:19,930 --> 00:31:21,450 It's see-through! 489 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:25,030 Girls who look like foxes turn me off! 490 00:31:27,540 --> 00:31:28,630 Like who? 491 00:31:28,810 --> 00:31:29,900 Sorry. 492 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,370 My bad. 493 00:31:35,750 --> 00:31:37,010 It's a note. 494 00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:42,640 Carlos? He's the Brazilian juror. 495 00:31:47,060 --> 00:31:48,490 Carlos? 496 00:31:55,670 --> 00:31:56,720 Sit! 497 00:31:59,070 --> 00:32:01,900 Nice to meet you. Long time no see. 498 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,340 Which is it? 499 00:32:04,910 --> 00:32:07,880 Ohtaki, you shrank a little. 500 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,770 Oh... Colds will do that to you. 501 00:32:11,050 --> 00:32:12,640 Oh sure, oh sure. 502 00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:16,340 Carlos, you wanted to see me? 503 00:32:16,850 --> 00:32:18,790 Oh sure, oh sure! 504 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,890 Check this out! It's my commercial. 505 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,500 Wow, it's good. 506 00:32:34,700 --> 00:32:38,370 Right? Give it a good score in the judging. 507 00:32:40,010 --> 00:32:41,670 Isn't this deceitful? 508 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,040 Deceitful? 509 00:32:44,350 --> 00:32:45,470 A bad thing. 510 00:32:45,650 --> 00:32:47,780 This is totally normal! 511 00:32:48,650 --> 00:32:51,820 I'll give yours a good score. Show me. 512 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,290 Don't have it. 513 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:58,320 Then what did you come to Santa Monica for? 514 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,830 I have come here to eat the most delicious food in the world 515 00:33:31,530 --> 00:33:34,730 Hi Norman, from South Africa 516 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,010 You don't know what you missing 517 00:33:52,380 --> 00:33:53,540 So you're... 518 00:33:53,650 --> 00:33:55,020 No I'm not! 519 00:33:55,590 --> 00:33:57,880 Stop bringing shame on Japan, OK? 520 00:33:58,050 --> 00:34:01,020 Look. That's Jack, the jury chairman. 521 00:34:01,390 --> 00:34:03,620 He's with Gill, the deputy chair. 522 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:07,490 The others near Gill are his pet jurors. 523 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,320 You're Kizawa Haruka, right? 524 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,030 Didn't Gentsu send Ohtaki lchiro? 525 00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:15,800 Yes, I'm Ohta Kiichiro! 526 00:34:16,540 --> 00:34:18,030 Ohta Kiichiro? 527 00:34:18,410 --> 00:34:21,000 Now I'm confused. What have you made? 528 00:34:21,710 --> 00:34:23,470 - Our fox... - Your fox? 529 00:34:24,310 --> 00:34:29,980 I mean... I feel...outfoxed, 530 00:34:30,050 --> 00:34:33,060 chatting with amazing jurors like you. 531 00:34:33,060 --> 00:34:35,990 Chatting? Don't be so naive. 532 00:34:36,530 --> 00:34:38,490 This is war, get it? War. 533 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:39,460 War? 534 00:34:39,530 --> 00:34:43,990 Yeah. A war to win an award for your commercial. 535 00:34:44,730 --> 00:34:47,370 Ohta or Ohtaki. I don't care if you're 536 00:34:47,370 --> 00:34:49,360 Don't drag me down. 537 00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:53,880 By the way, why don't you buy 538 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,510 your wife some nicer clothes? 539 00:34:56,580 --> 00:34:58,570 I'm not his wife. 540 00:34:59,620 --> 00:35:01,990 He asked me to help him. 541 00:35:01,990 --> 00:35:03,510 What a cute couple. 542 00:35:03,790 --> 00:35:06,520 Haruka, come have a drink with us 543 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:07,950 My pleasure 544 00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:15,060 Would you like me to put some wasabi in your wine? 545 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,700 You're such a joker! 546 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,370 I hope you die, cue ball! 547 00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:26,670 What's her problem? Yesh. 548 00:35:27,410 --> 00:35:29,000 Everyone, may I have your attention please 549 00:35:29,980 --> 00:35:33,010 At this time I'd like to have the Jurors to say a few words 550 00:35:33,620 --> 00:35:35,880 But please keep in brief and to the point 551 00:35:35,950 --> 00:35:37,320 Iike a commercial 552 00:35:39,420 --> 00:35:41,860 First of all, Mr. Ohtaki! 553 00:35:43,990 --> 00:35:45,820 Huh? A speech in English? 554 00:35:46,030 --> 00:35:47,860 - Hikari, help! - Help yourself. 555 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,930 But your English is good! 556 00:35:50,370 --> 00:35:52,430 Go for it, otaku! 557 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,030 Otaku? Your're a real otaku? 558 00:35:55,110 --> 00:35:56,660 Otaku? 559 00:35:56,810 --> 00:35:57,970 That's it... 560 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,010 I am not Ohtaki 561 00:36:14,060 --> 00:36:15,920 What the hell is he doing? 562 00:36:16,460 --> 00:36:17,590 Call me... 563 00:36:17,790 --> 00:36:18,780 Otaku! 564 00:36:21,630 --> 00:36:22,620 Otaku! 565 00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:30,030 Kagami was right! 566 00:36:36,580 --> 00:36:38,670 Otaku, can you do karate? 567 00:36:39,380 --> 00:36:40,610 Yes! 568 00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:44,690 This is killing pose. KAMAKlRl! 569 00:36:47,620 --> 00:36:49,920 Is your wife a geisha? 570 00:36:50,090 --> 00:36:52,320 Yes! 571 00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:56,820 Everyone, I'm going back to my room now 572 00:36:57,470 --> 00:36:58,460 See you later, honey 573 00:37:05,910 --> 00:37:06,770 Watch it. 574 00:37:12,780 --> 00:37:14,550 Your wife is cute. 575 00:37:16,650 --> 00:37:18,590 On the other hand... 576 00:37:18,890 --> 00:37:22,320 Her sexy scheming is unforgivable. 577 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:24,860 Hey Carlos! Come join me! 578 00:37:28,730 --> 00:37:29,890 She's your commpetition. 579 00:37:31,630 --> 00:37:34,730 Her Toyota commercial's got great international word-of-moth 580 00:37:35,540 --> 00:37:38,410 Do you think it has any chance of winning the Grand Prix? 581 00:37:38,940 --> 00:37:42,040 Don't worry about it. We'll drop it in the preliminaries 582 00:37:42,350 --> 00:37:43,330 Good. 583 00:37:45,010 --> 00:37:47,510 If my commercial wins the Grand Prix 584 00:37:47,950 --> 00:37:51,980 my agency will make you its next vice-president 585 00:37:52,860 --> 00:37:55,460 You were very talented in your day 586 00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:57,550 but your time has past 587 00:37:57,790 --> 00:37:59,890 I think it's best you relax 588 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:03,020 and lay back and enjoy your golden years 589 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:08,990 You're right 590 00:38:12,740 --> 00:38:13,900 Hey Otaku 591 00:38:14,940 --> 00:38:15,670 Can I have that? 592 00:38:17,810 --> 00:38:19,300 Ahh... You cannot 593 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,090 If you change your mind, you let me know. 594 00:38:22,090 --> 00:38:24,520 Maybe we can trade for something you want? 595 00:38:24,890 --> 00:38:26,010 I want nothing. 596 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:29,920 Not even a vote? 597 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:35,890 You let me know, right? 598 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,060 You idiot. 599 00:38:41,770 --> 00:38:45,730 Don't you know how hard it is to get their vote? 600 00:38:47,710 --> 00:38:49,580 I should be going. 601 00:39:01,090 --> 00:39:04,960 Sorry! 602 00:39:07,460 --> 00:39:08,520 Please! Please! 603 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,300 Relax 604 00:39:21,980 --> 00:39:22,970 Is this yours 605 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,270 Yes 606 00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:29,950 Relax. It's OK, Otaku 607 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:32,010 Let's go, big guy. 608 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,060 Ah, I drank too much. 609 00:39:44,330 --> 00:39:47,430 Ah! Ah, I feel queasy. 610 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,700 I'm done. I'm done. 611 00:39:49,940 --> 00:39:51,460 Oh crap. 612 00:39:51,570 --> 00:39:53,300 I'm so tired! 613 00:40:00,450 --> 00:40:03,510 I'm sorry! Wait! What? Wait! Ow! 614 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,360 Don't misunderstand! Wrong bed! Sorry! 615 00:40:07,590 --> 00:40:08,680 You're a pervert? 616 00:40:11,490 --> 00:40:12,320 I'm not! 617 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,800 First it's chikuwa, then a praying mantis dance... 618 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,430 Cut the crap! 619 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:18,100 I'm sorry! 620 00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:20,700 Get serious or go home! 621 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,840 You're ruining my chances! 622 00:40:23,970 --> 00:40:27,500 No, you've got me all wrong! Let me explain! 623 00:40:27,740 --> 00:40:29,510 Wait! You've... 624 00:40:37,820 --> 00:40:38,950 Karate Kid! 625 00:40:41,620 --> 00:40:42,520 Hands off! 626 00:40:50,730 --> 00:40:51,600 Hands off! 627 00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:55,590 What an idiot. 628 00:41:04,050 --> 00:41:06,310 Don't you dare peek! 629 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,040 Alright! 630 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:16,420 I agree with his opinion, I agree with his opinion... 631 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,990 Don't chant! You'll attract ghosts! 632 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:20,850 It's English. 633 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,490 Don't breathe. 634 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,460 I'll become a ghost... 635 00:41:57,430 --> 00:41:59,490 Good evening. 636 00:42:01,370 --> 00:42:05,740 Otaku, check out this ad. It's mine too. 637 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,380 I told you, don't cheat! 638 00:42:12,580 --> 00:42:15,080 If your ad wins, you'll get a big raise 639 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,350 and you'll get headhunted! 640 00:42:17,450 --> 00:42:19,580 Don't try to corrupt me. 641 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:24,590 Hello? 642 00:42:25,090 --> 00:42:26,650 Nya. 643 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:28,620 Hello sir. 644 00:42:29,830 --> 00:42:30,800 It worked? 645 00:42:31,970 --> 00:42:33,660 Yes, they don't know. 646 00:42:33,870 --> 00:42:35,500 It's bedlam here. 647 00:42:36,410 --> 00:42:39,570 Chikuwa House wants a victory party. 648 00:42:39,910 --> 00:42:41,000 Chikuwa House? 649 00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:44,050 For that chikuwa ad. The "Oi!" one. 650 00:42:44,410 --> 00:42:46,680 Huh? It's nominated too?! 651 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,950 Yeah. Our agency submitted it. 652 00:42:50,950 --> 00:42:54,520 By the way, if you don't guide it to victory 653 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,420 you'll be fired. 654 00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:57,760 I didn't know! 655 00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:58,800 I didn't say. 656 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,430 You should've! It's crazy! 657 00:43:01,430 --> 00:43:03,300 A crazy what? Do it 658 00:43:03,370 --> 00:43:04,990 if you wanna keep your job. 659 00:43:10,510 --> 00:43:11,600 Who was that? 660 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:17,580 Ohtaki said if the chikuwa ad doesn't win, I'll be fired. 661 00:43:20,750 --> 00:43:24,310 Show it to Carlos and get a good score. 662 00:43:24,420 --> 00:43:25,940 I can't do that! 663 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,520 I'm still a juror, you know! 664 00:43:28,660 --> 00:43:29,960 Who is? 665 00:43:31,730 --> 00:43:32,920 Who is? 666 00:43:33,100 --> 00:43:34,530 I am! 667 00:43:37,470 --> 00:43:39,960 Ladies and gentlement, may I have your attention please? 668 00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:43,830 OK, we'll divide into two groups 669 00:43:44,070 --> 00:43:45,630 for the preliminary judging... 670 00:43:48,910 --> 00:43:53,010 Today is group preliminaries. We're in the same group. 671 00:43:53,550 --> 00:43:55,920 Let's help each other by winking. 672 00:43:56,820 --> 00:43:57,910 By winking? 673 00:43:58,090 --> 00:44:01,650 I wink, you give a high score. 674 00:44:02,590 --> 00:44:05,690 You wink, I give a high score. 675 00:44:08,530 --> 00:44:10,360 I'm good at winking 676 00:44:10,730 --> 00:44:11,960 You're in our group? 677 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:16,360 These groups... 678 00:44:18,510 --> 00:44:19,970 They screwed me. 679 00:44:20,380 --> 00:44:22,280 The Preliminary Round Day 1 680 00:44:23,450 --> 00:44:24,710 what you say to me, homie? 681 00:44:28,850 --> 00:44:31,290 Know what I mean? I mean, 682 00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:34,860 if we don't succumb to the ham-fisted affection of some random child 683 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,880 but she'll probably let us drift off to some unknown demise. 684 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:42,290 Forcing us to navigate to treacherous maze of 685 00:44:54,780 --> 00:44:58,470 branches, thorns, and sharp remorseless objects! 686 00:44:58,810 --> 00:45:00,040 And if we survive all that 687 00:45:00,450 --> 00:45:04,040 What will we wake up the next day, a lifeless rubbery lump of our former glory? 688 00:45:04,450 --> 00:45:06,320 What twisted mind would even consider the sight of a balloon to be cheery? 689 00:45:06,390 --> 00:45:08,760 This is way too fast for me. 690 00:46:00,010 --> 00:46:01,700 Alright... 691 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,880 Alright! Knock it off! 692 00:47:01,870 --> 00:47:03,770 The winning number is 17 black 693 00:47:04,970 --> 00:47:06,240 This sucks. 694 00:47:07,380 --> 00:47:08,740 You're low on luck. 695 00:47:09,610 --> 00:47:11,740 I bet Ohta's jinxing me. 696 00:47:12,950 --> 00:47:15,540 Then stay with a lucky guy. 697 00:47:28,730 --> 00:47:29,720 Can you see it, Maria? 698 00:47:30,470 --> 00:47:33,330 If I win the Grand Prix, I'll get a raise 699 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,630 and I'll be able to pay for your medical treatment 700 00:47:42,750 --> 00:47:45,010 I'm sorry...My princess... 701 00:48:06,870 --> 00:48:08,460 This is utter rubbish 702 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,010 My baby! 703 00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:16,270 Your baby? 704 00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,650 Oh, my God! Somebody call the ambulance! 705 00:48:22,250 --> 00:48:22,980 Are you o.k? 706 00:48:23,420 --> 00:48:24,680 Stop the commercial! 707 00:48:24,750 --> 00:48:25,740 I'm alright! 708 00:48:26,060 --> 00:48:26,680 Thank you 709 00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,480 Come on, let's get back to scoring 710 00:48:28,990 --> 00:48:29,980 Back to scoring?! 711 00:48:30,830 --> 00:48:32,520 Don't tell me you weren't watching. 712 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,660 I'm going to give this top score. 713 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:36,990 Isn't that right? 714 00:48:41,070 --> 00:48:42,590 She's scaring me 715 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,000 What kind of jury is this? 716 00:49:02,020 --> 00:49:04,390 They submitted this too?! 717 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:09,590 Otaku, this is what you made? 718 00:49:10,930 --> 00:49:14,370 I don't understand at all. Explain it to me! 719 00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:17,700 Why is the fox saying nya nya? 720 00:49:18,370 --> 00:49:19,980 What does nya nya mean, Otaku? 721 00:49:19,980 --> 00:49:21,970 This is a spot for udon noodles, right? 722 00:49:22,410 --> 00:49:23,840 Why there is a fox in it? 723 00:49:24,810 --> 00:49:26,540 Well, that's exactly what I think, I mean... 724 00:49:26,620 --> 00:49:28,580 I didn't get at all 725 00:49:28,580 --> 00:49:30,680 Doesn't make sense 726 00:49:45,430 --> 00:49:46,920 Otaku, that's amazing! 727 00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:52,710 When I spin this pen, I have something to say 728 00:49:57,380 --> 00:50:01,820 This is... fox udon 729 00:50:05,850 --> 00:50:08,410 So that brownish meat on the noodles is... 730 00:50:08,490 --> 00:50:09,790 Oh my god... 731 00:50:10,060 --> 00:50:13,720 That's so Japanese! You're a nation of gourments! 732 00:50:14,430 --> 00:50:16,330 What does nya nya mean? 733 00:50:18,530 --> 00:50:19,970 Nya nya means... 734 00:50:22,810 --> 00:50:24,430 ...super delicious 735 00:50:25,070 --> 00:50:28,240 So nya nya means very delicious 736 00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,280 That's so creative! 737 00:50:34,380 --> 00:50:36,280 I wouldn't go that far... 738 00:50:37,790 --> 00:50:39,410 He woke up! 739 00:50:39,490 --> 00:50:40,460 When?! 740 00:51:09,750 --> 00:51:11,280 That was flawless Gill 741 00:51:11,990 --> 00:51:12,820 Thank you 742 00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,820 It isn't worth the applause. 743 00:51:29,870 --> 00:51:31,740 This is all my fault... 744 00:51:33,610 --> 00:51:35,910 Honey, I'm home! 745 00:51:35,980 --> 00:51:38,500 Yuck! You reek of booze! 746 00:51:38,580 --> 00:51:40,950 Your stink will latch on to me. 747 00:51:41,050 --> 00:51:44,490 Like your bad luck. The casino was a bust! 748 00:51:44,820 --> 00:51:48,380 It's so great to hear Japanese again! 749 00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,750 What's so great about it? 750 00:51:50,830 --> 00:51:53,590 Oh, I might stay out tomorrow night. 751 00:51:53,830 --> 00:51:56,660 A friend invited me to stay in Vegas. 752 00:51:56,970 --> 00:51:59,930 Japanese... It's so great! 753 00:52:00,570 --> 00:52:01,660 Huh? 754 00:52:01,970 --> 00:52:05,460 I'm so glad you came, Hikari. 755 00:52:05,810 --> 00:52:06,930 Nighty night! 756 00:52:08,810 --> 00:52:11,840 Hey, the chikuwa ad? 757 00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:14,380 Didn't come up today. 758 00:52:16,050 --> 00:52:17,880 Oh. 759 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:24,880 Listen, you should stop being Mr. Goody Two-Shoes, 760 00:52:25,060 --> 00:52:28,760 and do anything to make the chikuwa ad win. 761 00:52:42,110 --> 00:52:44,550 The Preliminary Round Day 2 762 00:52:57,690 --> 00:52:58,560 Oh no. 763 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:07,670 This sucks. It makes no damn sense. 764 00:53:09,410 --> 00:53:10,930 It has a cheap look to it too. 765 00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:13,930 What's that weird tube-like thing? 766 00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,630 Some kind of macaroni? 767 00:53:15,710 --> 00:53:18,240 What the hell does Oh-i! mean? 768 00:53:22,550 --> 00:53:25,420 So, he's gonna lose his job? 769 00:53:25,490 --> 00:53:28,720 Yeah. He refuses to cheat in any way. 770 00:53:29,020 --> 00:53:30,720 He's a good guy. 771 00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:39,330 He's a moron! Being honest to a fault isn't good. 772 00:53:39,540 --> 00:53:40,630 It's moronic. 773 00:53:47,380 --> 00:53:51,470 Why don't we go back to my room? Our luck's run out. 774 00:54:04,060 --> 00:54:04,790 Here goes! 775 00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,350 Stop the commercial! 776 00:54:27,350 --> 00:54:27,840 What's wrong 777 00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:29,820 No one's watching 778 00:54:31,950 --> 00:54:32,780 Listen 779 00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,990 The best things about this Toyota spot are... 780 00:54:35,990 --> 00:54:36,690 Haruka 781 00:54:37,630 --> 00:54:39,750 surely you know those who promote their own works 782 00:54:39,830 --> 00:54:40,950 will be disqualified 783 00:54:41,030 --> 00:54:42,330 Yes, I know, but... 784 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:43,560 Those are the rules. 785 00:54:43,630 --> 00:54:44,830 Haruka just stop talking. 786 00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:59,510 Honey, I'm home. 787 00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,510 Huh? What about staying in Vegas? 788 00:55:03,420 --> 00:55:07,380 Don't get ideas. I didn't come back for you. 789 00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:09,250 I'm just hungry. 790 00:55:09,420 --> 00:55:11,390 Oh. Want one? 791 00:55:12,930 --> 00:55:14,920 You blew into that. 792 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,930 Anyway, the chikuwa ad? 793 00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:21,260 Yeah, we judged it today. 794 00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,270 So? How'd it go? 795 00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:25,540 As you can guess. 796 00:55:27,810 --> 00:55:29,240 Didn't you wink? 797 00:55:31,550 --> 00:55:33,570 Why not? You'll be fired! 798 00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:36,340 It hasn't been dropped yet. 799 00:55:41,990 --> 00:55:46,260 OK! Let's go blow off steam and eat something tasty. 800 00:55:46,700 --> 00:55:47,790 This is tasty. 801 00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,430 Not chikuwa again! 802 00:55:51,430 --> 00:55:54,400 You should've given the jurors these! 803 00:55:54,570 --> 00:55:55,540 Oh, right. 804 00:55:55,700 --> 00:55:59,800 And told them they can see their future in the hole. 805 00:56:02,610 --> 00:56:05,240 My future's pitch-black. 806 00:56:07,820 --> 00:56:09,480 Don't talk like that. 807 00:56:09,820 --> 00:56:12,510 Wait, this has cheese in it! 808 00:56:17,390 --> 00:56:19,060 Can't see through it! 809 00:56:19,060 --> 00:56:23,520 Public Screenings 810 00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:00,870 This is the list for the commercials 811 00:57:00,940 --> 00:57:02,490 that have made the final round 812 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,470 Good judgment 813 00:57:25,060 --> 00:57:28,260 My commercial stays in! Thanks to you! 814 00:57:28,660 --> 00:57:31,390 What are you looking sad for? 815 00:57:32,300 --> 00:57:34,670 I'm fired. 816 00:57:35,570 --> 00:57:36,400 Fired? 817 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:44,640 The chikuwa ad has to win, or I'm fired. 818 00:57:44,810 --> 00:57:48,910 Why didn't you say so? You shoulda winked! 819 00:57:49,420 --> 00:57:52,250 That ad... I don't like it. 820 00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,520 Man, you really are dumb. 821 00:57:55,690 --> 00:57:57,960 But I still like you! 822 00:57:58,030 --> 00:57:59,250 How are you doing? 823 00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:14,530 I've watching you. 824 00:58:15,940 --> 00:58:17,340 I notice you don't play the game 825 00:58:17,410 --> 00:58:18,900 Iike everybody else. 826 00:58:19,610 --> 00:58:20,600 Yes. 827 00:58:21,450 --> 00:58:22,510 This is your first time on a jury? 828 00:58:23,820 --> 00:58:24,810 That's right 829 00:58:26,620 --> 00:58:27,850 In a festival like this, 830 00:58:29,660 --> 00:58:32,560 you need to make things happen. 831 00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:34,820 You can't just accept the outcome 832 00:58:38,070 --> 00:58:40,800 Sorry, I don't understand. 833 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:44,830 What's your favorite commercial? 834 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:48,910 The shoe commercial... 835 00:58:49,950 --> 00:58:53,470 The 1981 Sanata Monica Grand Prix... 836 00:58:56,890 --> 00:58:58,010 Yeah, that was a good one. 837 00:58:59,590 --> 00:59:01,490 The guy who made that, he's all washed-up now. 838 00:59:11,470 --> 00:59:13,630 Haruka was unlucky. 839 00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,430 It's a really big deal that 840 00:59:16,510 --> 00:59:18,800 Toyota commercial got dropped in the preliminary round 841 00:59:19,780 --> 00:59:21,640 It got dropped? 842 00:59:27,550 --> 00:59:28,780 Ms. Haruka... 843 00:59:34,690 --> 00:59:38,250 Go ahead. Mock me. 844 00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:42,930 I've got no right to do that! I'm fired. Fired! 845 00:59:44,900 --> 00:59:46,490 Then get sloshed! 846 00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:49,930 I'm gettin' sloshed! I can't take no more! 847 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,770 Wait, is that an Aomori accent? 848 00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:58,580 Is that bad? 849 00:59:58,810 --> 01:00:00,440 I'm from Aomori too! 850 01:00:03,020 --> 01:00:04,780 My clients at Toyota! 851 01:00:06,390 --> 01:00:08,380 They'll be at the awards! 852 01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:10,650 That's bad! 853 01:00:12,390 --> 01:00:14,660 My ad's been dumped already! 854 01:00:19,370 --> 01:00:20,660 You've gotta laugh. 855 01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:23,790 Laugh it up. And drink. 856 01:00:24,070 --> 01:00:26,400 Hey! Gimme a chikuwa! 857 01:00:26,810 --> 01:00:28,300 Let's go for it! 858 01:00:34,350 --> 01:00:36,250 Those dirty swines! 859 01:00:36,790 --> 01:00:39,520 They deliberately dropped my ad! 860 01:00:39,690 --> 01:00:42,250 Ms. Haruka, please keep it down. 861 01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:44,420 Gill made them do it! 862 01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:48,330 Those jurors are a bunch of cowards! 863 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:50,020 You're talking too loudly! 864 01:00:51,430 --> 01:00:52,800 I'm exhausted. 865 01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:56,930 Ms. Haruka? 866 01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:03,770 Would you like some water? 867 01:01:04,610 --> 01:01:06,600 You know Japanese? 868 01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:08,380 A little. 869 01:01:10,650 --> 01:01:12,640 Worked here long? 870 01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:20,730 That Gill, he'll do anything 871 01:01:20,730 --> 01:01:22,790 to get his hands on the Grand Prix. 872 01:01:23,970 --> 01:01:26,800 Jurors shouldn't do stuff like that. 873 01:01:27,470 --> 01:01:29,630 You're Otaku, right? 874 01:01:31,670 --> 01:01:34,800 You do have a whiff of otaku about you. 875 01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:41,240 Ms. Haruka! 876 01:01:42,380 --> 01:01:44,750 We made it! We made it! 877 01:01:50,830 --> 01:01:54,260 Which way? Right? OK, right! 878 01:02:00,670 --> 01:02:01,930 I'll put it here. 879 01:02:12,610 --> 01:02:15,850 That's garbage now. 880 01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:19,650 I'm a failure! 881 01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:24,850 Come on! Quit complaining! 882 01:02:28,530 --> 01:02:32,300 People have always called me a failure! 883 01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:35,030 You've got nothing on me! 884 01:02:36,770 --> 01:02:37,930 I... 885 01:02:40,510 --> 01:02:42,340 ...really love that ad. 886 01:02:44,050 --> 01:02:45,410 You love it? 887 01:02:45,750 --> 01:02:47,440 The agency, 888 01:02:47,950 --> 01:02:52,390 the client, the creator, none of them matter. 889 01:02:54,290 --> 01:02:55,950 I love that ad. 890 01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:57,790 Oh. 891 01:02:59,860 --> 01:03:02,730 Which one's your favorite, huh? 892 01:03:03,770 --> 01:03:04,890 I don't know... 893 01:03:06,030 --> 01:03:09,600 You know, you've got no originality. 894 01:03:09,740 --> 01:03:11,800 No ideas of your own! 895 01:03:11,940 --> 01:03:13,340 That's... 896 01:03:13,510 --> 01:03:14,870 You're just like Ohtaki. 897 01:03:16,750 --> 01:03:19,940 You've got no love for commercials. 898 01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:22,250 You're wrong! 899 01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:32,350 Hey... What are you doing in my room? 900 01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:40,230 Ms. Haruka! You've got it all wrong! Hey! 901 01:03:41,670 --> 01:03:43,660 You horny dog! 902 01:03:44,510 --> 01:03:45,530 Huh?! Me?! 903 01:03:45,670 --> 01:03:47,660 I'm not! Hey! Why me?! 904 01:03:47,810 --> 01:03:50,450 Hey, listen! I was just... 905 01:03:50,450 --> 01:03:55,640 ...carrying Haruka to her room! Come on, Hikari! Please! 906 01:03:57,420 --> 01:03:58,910 Horny dog! Horny dog! 907 01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:00,250 Karate Kid! 908 01:04:06,460 --> 01:04:07,550 Karate Kid! 909 01:04:09,830 --> 01:04:11,960 I'll have a Tarcalos. 910 01:05:23,770 --> 01:05:25,260 This is good. 911 01:05:25,740 --> 01:05:27,260 It really is. 912 01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:30,340 But it lost in the preliminaries. 913 01:05:31,780 --> 01:05:33,940 You guys have it tough. 914 01:05:35,380 --> 01:05:38,290 In my job, all that matters is 915 01:05:38,290 --> 01:05:40,520 if something tastes good or not. 916 01:05:43,930 --> 01:05:45,790 This is delicious! 917 01:05:45,930 --> 01:05:47,900 Don't you mean "nya nya"? 918 01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:55,990 It's closing time 919 01:06:01,510 --> 01:06:03,880 Thank you. Good night 920 01:06:04,310 --> 01:06:07,300 Good night. And sweet dreams 921 01:06:17,690 --> 01:06:18,420 Jack 922 01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:22,290 It's closing time 923 01:06:32,310 --> 01:06:33,830 I used to be able to drink all night 924 01:06:33,940 --> 01:06:35,380 Oh, you sure did. 925 01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:39,610 I remember these two young idiots 926 01:06:40,620 --> 01:06:43,410 They'd talk pasionately all through the night 927 01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:45,350 about doing the right thing 928 01:06:46,350 --> 01:06:49,850 One of them always carried a megaphone around with him... 929 01:06:50,790 --> 01:06:51,780 And the other guy 930 01:06:53,490 --> 01:06:57,230 he made one darn good shoe commercial 931 01:07:02,900 --> 01:07:05,370 Yeah... the shoe commercial 932 01:07:08,710 --> 01:07:13,370 The guy who made that only works for money now 933 01:07:14,650 --> 01:07:16,810 It's late! You had me worried. 934 01:07:16,990 --> 01:07:19,980 You worried? About Haruka, nothing... 935 01:07:20,260 --> 01:07:21,650 I really don't care. 936 01:07:21,790 --> 01:07:23,690 Don't get the wrong idea. 937 01:07:23,830 --> 01:07:26,950 Wrong idea? You think I'm jealous?! 938 01:07:27,330 --> 01:07:28,660 Well, you're angry. 939 01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:30,560 Huh? Since when?! 940 01:07:30,700 --> 01:07:31,820 Now... 941 01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:37,300 Anyway, I'm sorry I worried you by going to Haruka's room. 942 01:07:39,470 --> 01:07:42,530 Good. If you mean that, I forgive you. 943 01:07:42,710 --> 01:07:43,680 Let's drink. 944 01:07:43,950 --> 01:07:46,280 No, I'm going to bed. 945 01:07:51,250 --> 01:07:53,280 Now he's turning me down? 946 01:07:55,460 --> 01:07:58,690 Hikari, I guess we should talk. 947 01:07:59,460 --> 01:08:00,830 Finally... 948 01:08:01,860 --> 01:08:04,830 I think we should help Haruka. 949 01:08:05,430 --> 01:08:07,800 Oh come on, not her again! 950 01:08:08,270 --> 01:08:10,970 Toyota will attend the award ceremony. 951 01:08:10,970 --> 01:08:12,800 She'll be humiliated. 952 01:08:12,940 --> 01:08:15,810 Good, serves that cow right. 953 01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:17,950 We wouldn't just be helping her. 954 01:08:17,950 --> 01:08:20,410 Her ad is awesome! 955 01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:44,960 Come on in! 956 01:08:48,580 --> 01:08:49,630 What the... 957 01:08:49,780 --> 01:08:50,970 It's a new craze. 958 01:08:55,850 --> 01:08:59,550 On Twitter it said "nya nya" means delicious! 959 01:08:59,650 --> 01:09:00,920 Hey, that's Sara! 960 01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:04,950 Amazing, huh? That's what ads can do. 961 01:09:15,300 --> 01:09:18,830 You surprised me, leaving like that. 962 01:09:19,340 --> 01:09:20,400 Sorry. 963 01:09:23,980 --> 01:09:25,280 Tonight then? 964 01:09:29,380 --> 01:09:30,370 Ow! 965 01:09:31,590 --> 01:09:32,680 Lend me these! 966 01:09:37,990 --> 01:09:40,550 My detergent commercial was inadvertently 967 01:09:40,630 --> 01:09:42,530 dropped by mistake in the preliminaries 968 01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:44,500 so I want you to endorse it 969 01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:46,470 at tomorrow's re-submission hearing 970 01:09:47,470 --> 01:09:50,440 You'll do the same for my chocolate commercial? 971 01:09:52,710 --> 01:09:53,540 It's adeal 972 01:09:57,680 --> 01:09:59,480 A resubmission hearing?! 973 01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:06,810 Found you! 974 01:10:06,990 --> 01:10:08,750 What are you doing here?! 975 01:10:09,290 --> 01:10:10,380 Huh? Why? 976 01:10:10,460 --> 01:10:12,360 Hear about resubmissions? 977 01:10:12,430 --> 01:10:13,260 What's that? 978 01:10:13,590 --> 01:10:15,290 Did you read the email?! 979 01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:17,330 Nope. It was in English. 980 01:10:17,470 --> 01:10:20,300 Let me. I'm your wife! 981 01:10:21,270 --> 01:10:24,530 You can resubmit another juror's ad. 982 01:10:25,440 --> 01:10:30,310 If a majority votes for the chikuwa ad, it's back in! 983 01:10:30,580 --> 01:10:33,340 So, there's still hope for Haruka? 984 01:10:33,550 --> 01:10:35,980 Haruka? Chikuwa chikuwa! 985 01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:38,690 Thanks. But it'd be wrong if 986 01:10:38,690 --> 01:10:41,480 the chikuwa ad beat Toyota. 987 01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:43,250 You're wrong! 988 01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:45,920 Go all out to get it resubmitted! 989 01:10:45,990 --> 01:10:47,590 Alright. 990 01:10:47,730 --> 01:10:51,430 Wow, this gamble is more fun than I expected! 991 01:10:54,870 --> 01:10:58,640 These jurors won't go against Gill. 992 01:11:00,540 --> 01:11:01,670 They're gay. 993 01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:02,640 She's a cow. 994 01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:04,280 You're useless. 995 01:11:04,850 --> 01:11:06,610 That leaves these 4. 996 01:11:07,980 --> 01:11:10,470 OK. I can see it! 997 01:11:12,420 --> 01:11:14,450 These are called Chikuwa 998 01:11:15,860 --> 01:11:18,850 In the past, when fisherman caught too many fish, 999 01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:20,700 they made these from them 1000 01:11:20,700 --> 01:11:22,720 so they wouldn't wast their catch 1001 01:11:26,870 --> 01:11:28,930 You can also use them as straws 1002 01:11:33,370 --> 01:11:35,010 It really works 1003 01:11:35,010 --> 01:11:38,640 If you add some holes, you can play a tune. 1004 01:11:43,950 --> 01:11:47,250 This is the Japanese spirit - mottanai 1005 01:11:47,490 --> 01:11:49,890 Fantastic! There's no waste at all. 1006 01:11:50,260 --> 01:11:51,520 Plus...plus 1007 01:11:51,860 --> 01:11:53,990 If you look through the hole, 1008 01:11:54,530 --> 01:11:55,860 you can see the future 1009 01:11:56,660 --> 01:11:58,660 Oh, your wife's going to find out 1010 01:11:58,730 --> 01:11:59,830 you've been cheating on her 1011 01:11:59,900 --> 01:12:01,660 I haven't! Scout's honor! 1012 01:12:02,540 --> 01:12:03,370 I knew it! 1013 01:12:05,510 --> 01:12:06,970 See, it works! 1014 01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:10,630 The future... 1015 01:12:17,450 --> 01:12:20,320 I want you to nominate something. 1016 01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:24,480 Ah, so he's making this move. 1017 01:12:27,030 --> 01:12:30,330 Hey Carlos, about resubmitting... 1018 01:12:30,570 --> 01:12:33,300 Sorry Haruka. Try somebody else. 1019 01:12:36,740 --> 01:12:38,900 Hey, can I talk to you about something? 1020 01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:42,800 Can we do that another time, please? 1021 01:12:44,950 --> 01:12:46,240 The Resubmission Round 1022 01:12:46,310 --> 01:12:49,280 OK, all those in favor of resumitting 1023 01:12:49,350 --> 01:12:50,720 the detergent commercial, 1024 01:12:50,990 --> 01:12:51,880 raise your hand 1025 01:12:56,790 --> 01:12:58,920 That's a majority. The detergent commercial 1026 01:12:58,990 --> 01:13:00,320 has been re-submitted. 1027 01:13:04,530 --> 01:13:07,700 All right. Has any more nominations? 1028 01:13:08,570 --> 01:13:11,560 Because if there are not, we'll end the hearing. 1029 01:13:12,670 --> 01:13:13,400 Anybody? 1030 01:13:15,710 --> 01:13:18,870 I'd like to endorse a Japanese commercial 1031 01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:23,450 The Toyota commercial 1032 01:13:25,420 --> 01:13:26,780 This is ridiculous 1033 01:13:26,890 --> 01:13:31,320 He got him to nominate someone else's commercial?! 1034 01:13:33,790 --> 01:13:35,690 Well.. What do you think, people? 1035 01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:40,460 Personally, I think it lacks a certain something. 1036 01:13:40,740 --> 01:13:41,760 I'm with Gill no that 1037 01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:43,260 There's nothing cool about it 1038 01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:44,600 How is that relevant? 1039 01:14:08,530 --> 01:14:10,550 Wow, amazing! 1040 01:14:12,730 --> 01:14:15,000 You do that when you have something to say 1041 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:15,800 isn't that right? 1042 01:14:16,540 --> 01:14:17,530 I want to hear this. 1043 01:14:20,570 --> 01:14:25,240 What I'm about to say is very important 1044 01:14:29,020 --> 01:14:32,210 The Toyota commercial 1045 01:14:33,620 --> 01:14:35,450 has chikuwa spirit 1046 01:14:37,660 --> 01:14:40,680 What does that mean? It's beyond me 1047 01:14:40,900 --> 01:14:42,590 He's saying it's highly refined 1048 01:14:42,660 --> 01:14:43,960 and leave nothing to waste 1049 01:14:44,330 --> 01:14:44,820 Hey 1050 01:14:45,700 --> 01:14:48,600 care to give more detailed explanation? 1051 01:14:53,570 --> 01:14:54,730 Silence is 1052 01:14:55,710 --> 01:14:56,400 golden 1053 01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:01,770 Samurai 1054 01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:04,510 Ninja 1055 01:15:04,790 --> 01:15:05,770 Geisha 1056 01:15:06,290 --> 01:15:08,480 OK, let's put it to vote. 1057 01:15:08,660 --> 01:15:11,560 All those in favor of re-submitting Toyota 1058 01:15:11,790 --> 01:15:12,780 raise your hand 1059 01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:23,560 Well, unfortunately, we're short one vote. 1060 01:15:25,310 --> 01:15:26,970 Unless somebody else wants to a vote 1061 01:15:27,780 --> 01:15:29,830 the Toyota will be dropped, officially... 1062 01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:38,620 I don't believe it! 1063 01:15:39,450 --> 01:15:40,440 We have a majority 1064 01:15:40,550 --> 01:15:44,650 He's been barely breathing all week! Oh give me a break 1065 01:15:45,990 --> 01:15:47,690 That's a re-submission, Toyota 1066 01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:52,590 This one's for you, dumbass 1067 01:15:55,770 --> 01:15:58,430 Carlos, you wanna make a nomination? 1068 01:15:58,610 --> 01:15:59,970 The Chikuwa Commercial 1069 01:16:02,540 --> 01:16:13,980 Chikuwa... 1070 01:16:17,660 --> 01:16:21,360 thought that little lchiro Ohtaki could be so impressive 1071 01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:37,230 Hello... 1072 01:16:40,010 --> 01:16:40,880 I'm back. 1073 01:16:41,780 --> 01:16:43,220 Well, how did it go? 1074 01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:48,750 Chikuwa and Toyota are in! 1075 01:16:48,890 --> 01:16:50,750 The chikuwa ad too?! 1076 01:16:52,690 --> 01:16:55,290 Carlos helped, as you predicted. 1077 01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:58,700 I knew you wouldn't do it, so I had to think. 1078 01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:05,600 You're amazing. 1079 01:17:06,610 --> 01:17:07,900 Be happier. 1080 01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:11,870 You're right. Thanks. 1081 01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:17,510 I also predicted that you're going to buy me dinner. 1082 01:17:18,020 --> 01:17:20,510 I already made a booking! Wow! 1083 01:17:30,300 --> 01:17:32,270 Nice job getting a table. 1084 01:17:33,730 --> 01:17:35,290 Thanks to this book. 1085 01:17:37,940 --> 01:17:39,960 Good evening. May I take your order, sir? 1086 01:17:40,670 --> 01:17:44,630 I have come here to eat the most delicious food in the world 1087 01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:47,310 Most certainly. I will bring you our house specialties. 1088 01:17:47,380 --> 01:17:48,610 I'm sure you'll enjoy them. 1089 01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:51,440 I will trust what you tell me, 1090 01:17:51,690 --> 01:17:53,880 because you are the best of the best 1091 01:17:54,390 --> 01:17:55,290 Thank you sir 1092 01:17:57,760 --> 01:18:01,790 I memorized it, so I could bring you here. 1093 01:18:04,330 --> 01:18:05,630 As predicted? 1094 01:18:07,300 --> 01:18:09,700 Maybe. I'm hungry. 1095 01:18:10,540 --> 01:18:11,530 Want one? 1096 01:18:18,350 --> 01:18:19,280 Mr. Chairman 1097 01:18:20,950 --> 01:18:21,940 Let me ask you a question 1098 01:18:22,980 --> 01:18:23,970 Please ask me 1099 01:18:24,890 --> 01:18:28,620 You said if you look through a chikuwa, you can see the future 1100 01:18:31,890 --> 01:18:32,650 right 1101 01:18:35,530 --> 01:18:38,430 Do you see me sitting in an executive chair 1102 01:18:38,500 --> 01:18:40,260 wearing an expensive suit? 1103 01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:44,700 Sorry, Mr. Chairman. 1104 01:18:45,710 --> 01:18:48,830 You are in a studio, wearing a t-shirt 1105 01:18:52,710 --> 01:18:53,540 Is that right. 1106 01:18:56,750 --> 01:18:57,740 Enjoy your dinner. 1107 01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:10,490 Tomorrow's the final lap. 1108 01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:13,490 The chikuwa ad has to win. 1109 01:19:25,710 --> 01:19:26,870 Hey... 1110 01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:30,910 What's wrong with you? 1111 01:19:30,990 --> 01:19:33,390 Don't you know why I'm doing this? 1112 01:19:36,020 --> 01:19:37,990 Hikari, I'm grateful. 1113 01:19:38,390 --> 01:19:41,850 So what? You're unsure because you hate the ad? 1114 01:19:42,730 --> 01:19:44,600 You're so noble! 1115 01:19:44,730 --> 01:19:47,900 And me? Am I wasting my time? Pathetic! 1116 01:19:47,970 --> 01:19:49,300 You're not! 1117 01:19:49,870 --> 01:19:50,840 I... 1118 01:19:52,670 --> 01:19:54,440 ...can't explain well... 1119 01:20:01,780 --> 01:20:05,340 We're all honest, and we're all liars! 1120 01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:07,580 Even so, 1121 01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:10,720 what's wrong with lying to help? 1122 01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:36,840 I'm going. 1123 01:21:43,550 --> 01:21:45,610 Good morning. Otaku! 1124 01:21:46,490 --> 01:21:49,460 Hey, don't link arms with me! Karate Kid! 1125 01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:06,570 Must be rough having a sick daughter 1126 01:22:07,810 --> 01:22:08,710 It is 1127 01:22:10,580 --> 01:22:12,170 Why don't you come to work for my company? 1128 01:22:13,250 --> 01:22:15,440 You'll be able to get her the best treatment possible. 1129 01:22:20,820 --> 01:22:21,910 Ladies and gentlement 1130 01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:24,620 we're finally at the round where we choose 1131 01:22:24,690 --> 01:22:26,560 this year's best commercial 1132 01:22:27,390 --> 01:22:30,260 All entries that go past the preliminary round 1133 01:22:30,330 --> 01:22:32,460 are eligible for the gold prize 1134 01:22:33,330 --> 01:22:35,460 Now the top two vote-getters 1135 01:22:35,540 --> 01:22:37,830 will be put up for a second vote 1136 01:22:38,510 --> 01:22:40,530 where we will choose the winner 1137 01:22:40,610 --> 01:22:42,800 of this year's Grand prix 1138 01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:48,310 The Final Round 1139 01:22:52,550 --> 01:22:55,350 Those of you who think this commercial deserves your vote 1140 01:22:55,620 --> 01:22:56,590 raise your hand 1141 01:22:57,790 --> 01:22:59,820 Alright, we have a majority. It wins a Gold! 1142 01:23:07,830 --> 01:23:09,200 Let's have a show of hands 1143 01:23:13,010 --> 01:23:15,770 Move on. Airean vote please. 1144 01:23:19,250 --> 01:23:20,470 Let's have a show of hands 1145 01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:25,940 One short 1146 01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:30,350 It wins a Gold. 1147 01:23:32,990 --> 01:23:34,190 Roll the next one 1148 01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:51,670 Everything about this spot is of outstanding quality 1149 01:23:51,910 --> 01:23:53,380 I could never make anything like it 1150 01:23:53,810 --> 01:23:55,940 Alright then. Let's put it to a vote. 1151 01:23:59,390 --> 01:24:00,480 We have a majority 1152 01:24:08,500 --> 01:24:10,550 OK. Let's vote 1153 01:24:16,940 --> 01:24:21,600 Otaku. There's something you wanna say. 1154 01:24:26,610 --> 01:24:29,780 I want to make a speech about the commerical 1155 01:24:30,450 --> 01:24:34,390 Don't! Campaigning will get your ad disqualified! 1156 01:24:34,450 --> 01:24:36,920 You'll be fired, dummy! 1157 01:24:37,820 --> 01:24:40,760 What I'm about to say is very important 1158 01:24:40,760 --> 01:24:42,660 It'll be disqualified! 1159 01:24:42,830 --> 01:24:45,560 This Chikuwa commercial, it's the best! 1160 01:24:45,630 --> 01:24:47,460 It's really creative! 1161 01:24:47,530 --> 01:24:49,830 You must raise your hand! 1162 01:24:57,980 --> 01:24:59,950 But it's your own agency's commercial. 1163 01:25:00,250 --> 01:25:01,340 Why are you doing this? 1164 01:25:05,250 --> 01:25:08,740 What's good is good. What's bad is bad. 1165 01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:10,550 It's simple. 1166 01:25:23,440 --> 01:25:26,340 Since the chikuwa commercial was made by his agency 1167 01:25:26,340 --> 01:25:28,570 and in accordance with the rules 1168 01:25:29,810 --> 01:25:32,640 I now declare it to be disqualified 1169 01:25:39,720 --> 01:25:40,810 Mr. Ohtaki? 1170 01:25:42,660 --> 01:25:45,920 Your photo's still on the festival website! 1171 01:25:47,290 --> 01:25:48,850 No way! 1172 01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:51,590 Huh?! 1173 01:25:53,970 --> 01:25:57,270 If it stays, it'll be my ass on the line! 1174 01:25:57,470 --> 01:25:58,940 Do something! Please! 1175 01:25:59,370 --> 01:26:01,930 Now that we've decided on the ten Gold receipients 1176 01:26:02,210 --> 01:26:04,580 It's time to choose the Grand Prix 1177 01:26:05,850 --> 01:26:07,640 Our top two vote-getters are... 1178 01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:09,810 The American beer commercial 1179 01:26:10,350 --> 01:26:13,620 and the Japanese Toyota Commercial 1180 01:26:14,420 --> 01:26:16,550 I want you to raise your hand 1181 01:26:16,620 --> 01:26:18,860 to vote for the spot that you believe 1182 01:26:18,860 --> 01:26:20,720 to be the one that 1183 01:26:20,790 --> 01:26:24,360 deserves this year's Grand Prix 1184 01:26:27,630 --> 01:26:28,620 That's enough of that! 1185 01:26:29,540 --> 01:26:32,900 This is jury meeting not a playpen! 1186 01:26:33,710 --> 01:26:36,840 Otaku, speak up 1187 01:26:37,510 --> 01:26:39,640 Just move on with the voting 1188 01:26:39,810 --> 01:26:41,640 Speak, Otaku! 1189 01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:43,940 Keep going! We're running behind schedule! 1190 01:26:44,220 --> 01:26:45,620 We've got plenty of time! 1191 01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:51,690 I... Er, l... 1192 01:26:51,930 --> 01:26:55,190 OK, Let's hear it then. In English?! 1193 01:26:57,730 --> 01:27:00,220 If you've got nothing to say, we're done here. 1194 01:27:00,300 --> 01:27:01,770 Let's just move on with the voting 1195 01:27:01,870 --> 01:27:04,440 He's trying to say something! Let's hear him out! 1196 01:27:04,440 --> 01:27:06,240 This isn't an English conversation school! 1197 01:27:06,240 --> 01:27:07,740 I know that, thank you very much! 1198 01:27:07,740 --> 01:27:09,680 He's just thinking about what you say! 1199 01:27:09,740 --> 01:27:12,870 How long are we supposed to wait? Until morning? 1200 01:27:33,930 --> 01:27:37,670 What I'm about to say is very important 1201 01:27:39,870 --> 01:27:44,470 I have come here to eat the most delicious food in the world 1202 01:27:44,710 --> 01:27:48,240 Is he so nervous that he's lost his mind? 1203 01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:53,750 Please do not recommend anything you do not like. 1204 01:27:53,850 --> 01:27:56,450 Enough of the foodie talk. Just move on! 1205 01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:04,500 If it is delicious 1206 01:28:06,230 --> 01:28:08,260 I will say it's delicious. 1207 01:28:09,900 --> 01:28:12,460 I will trust what you tell me, 1208 01:28:12,710 --> 01:28:15,400 because you are the best of the best 1209 01:28:21,250 --> 01:28:22,240 Are you done? 1210 01:28:23,420 --> 01:28:26,320 It's about time you stopped subjecting us 1211 01:28:26,390 --> 01:28:28,550 to that atrocious English of yours. 1212 01:28:28,990 --> 01:28:30,850 You people cheat so much 1213 01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:34,660 that you'll never understand what he really means 1214 01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:36,860 Your are calling me a cheat? 1215 01:28:37,730 --> 01:28:41,390 The biggest liar here is him! 1216 01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:44,730 Isn't that right, Mr. Ohtaki! 1217 01:28:46,610 --> 01:28:53,440 Tell me, does the Ohtaki is this picture and the Ohtaki in this room 1218 01:28:53,510 --> 01:28:55,540 Look like the same person to you? 1219 01:29:01,660 --> 01:29:04,390 Well, they pretty much look the same to me 1220 01:29:04,890 --> 01:29:05,880 They're the same 1221 01:29:10,960 --> 01:29:11,930 Huh?! 1222 01:29:12,370 --> 01:29:14,360 You used that photo?! 1223 01:29:15,370 --> 01:29:16,390 It was all I had. 1224 01:29:17,270 --> 01:29:18,260 Goddamn you! 1225 01:29:18,540 --> 01:29:20,530 Otaku, continue 1226 01:29:22,410 --> 01:29:24,840 Er, everyone... 1227 01:29:26,710 --> 01:29:30,240 Let's do what we think is right! 1228 01:29:30,980 --> 01:29:34,280 What's good is good! What's bad is bad! 1229 01:29:35,490 --> 01:29:37,480 Whatever the result, 1230 01:29:38,490 --> 01:29:42,720 we should raise our hands according to our conscience! 1231 01:29:42,930 --> 01:29:48,530 After all, aren't we all here because we love commercials?! 1232 01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:49,730 Quit your babbling! 1233 01:29:49,940 --> 01:29:51,670 We're jurors! 1234 01:29:53,610 --> 01:29:56,910 Our... Our decisions... 1235 01:29:58,280 --> 01:30:02,370 Our judgments... The world's watching our judgments! 1236 01:30:03,320 --> 01:30:05,340 We're being judged too! 1237 01:30:05,720 --> 01:30:08,780 So, we should hold our heads high, 1238 01:30:08,890 --> 01:30:13,380 and choose what we think is the best! 1239 01:30:13,530 --> 01:30:14,960 And um... 1240 01:30:30,810 --> 01:30:33,940 What I'm about to say is very important 1241 01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:43,510 If you think something is delicious 1242 01:30:43,960 --> 01:30:46,820 say it is delicious 1243 01:30:48,630 --> 01:30:52,260 We are the best in the world at what we do 1244 01:30:54,670 --> 01:30:55,260 It's hot in here 1245 01:30:56,640 --> 01:30:57,970 I'll take my coat off 1246 01:31:04,540 --> 01:31:05,310 I am 1247 01:31:06,850 --> 01:31:07,840 a Otaku 1248 01:31:09,780 --> 01:31:11,750 And we're true to ourselves 1249 01:31:13,420 --> 01:31:16,510 My vote goes for Toyota 1250 01:31:22,760 --> 01:31:23,920 What is this?! 1251 01:31:24,960 --> 01:31:27,260 Don't you want to be vice-president? 1252 01:31:29,440 --> 01:31:31,200 I saw my future in a chikuwa 1253 01:31:32,640 --> 01:31:34,370 I wasn't your vice-president 1254 01:31:35,980 --> 01:31:37,370 I was going to work in a t-shirt 1255 01:31:38,650 --> 01:31:41,940 I'll see to it that you never work in this industry again! 1256 01:31:43,250 --> 01:31:44,240 You know what they say... 1257 01:31:45,920 --> 01:31:46,890 Change direction, 1258 01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:51,490 and turn a headwind into a tailwind 1259 01:31:54,790 --> 01:31:55,420 Alright 1260 01:31:55,860 --> 01:31:59,700 if you believe the Toyota commercial deserves a Grand Prix 1261 01:32:00,530 --> 01:32:01,360 vote for it! 1262 01:32:10,840 --> 01:32:13,610 Oh, what a shame, pal. 1263 01:32:14,850 --> 01:32:16,480 It appears you don't have a majority 1264 01:32:18,720 --> 01:32:20,480 Toyata is nya nya 1265 01:32:21,220 --> 01:32:22,210 What are you doing?! 1266 01:32:22,520 --> 01:32:24,320 Don't you care about your daughter? 1267 01:32:24,460 --> 01:32:27,190 But you're still one vote short! It's over! 1268 01:32:28,560 --> 01:32:29,620 I'll vote for it 1269 01:32:30,760 --> 01:32:32,890 What?! How could you?! 1270 01:32:36,940 --> 01:32:38,370 Who gave you that?! 1271 01:32:38,610 --> 01:32:41,840 I promised, remember? In exchange for my vote? 1272 01:32:42,910 --> 01:32:44,430 You bastard! 1273 01:32:44,710 --> 01:32:46,540 This jury is out of order! 1274 01:32:47,450 --> 01:32:47,970 Hey... 1275 01:32:48,780 --> 01:32:49,650 Keep it down... 1276 01:32:50,880 --> 01:32:52,440 you woke me up, dammit... 1277 01:32:53,720 --> 01:32:54,520 see! 1278 01:32:55,360 --> 01:32:58,190 People like you have no right to judge my work! 1279 01:32:58,460 --> 01:33:01,790 Huh? Why's your commercial so great? 1280 01:33:03,300 --> 01:33:06,960 Because it's visually and musically superior 1281 01:33:07,370 --> 01:33:09,860 and most of all, because I made it! 1282 01:33:10,540 --> 01:33:12,340 And if you can't figure that out 1283 01:33:12,340 --> 01:33:14,330 you've got crap for brains! 1284 01:33:14,540 --> 01:33:18,170 All of your, raise your hands for my commerical 1285 01:33:18,410 --> 01:33:19,780 raise your hand 1286 01:33:23,520 --> 01:33:27,580 Campaigning for your own spot will result in disqualification 1287 01:33:29,390 --> 01:33:31,520 You know that right! 1288 01:33:36,260 --> 01:33:37,960 In accordance with the rules 1289 01:33:38,930 --> 01:33:41,330 I hereby disqualify 1290 01:33:43,300 --> 01:33:44,290 the beer commercial 1291 01:33:45,840 --> 01:33:47,200 What the hell are you saying!? 1292 01:33:48,310 --> 01:33:50,640 The winner of this year's the Grand Prix is 1293 01:33:51,240 --> 01:33:52,840 The Toyota commercial 1294 01:33:53,410 --> 01:33:54,440 Congratualtions, Haruki! 1295 01:34:07,730 --> 01:34:10,700 The Grand Prix goes to Toyota Humanity 1296 01:34:10,830 --> 01:34:11,730 Hakufudo, Japan 1297 01:34:47,370 --> 01:34:51,530 Being on the jury was fun. Thanks to you, Otaku. 1298 01:34:51,800 --> 01:34:53,360 Thank you so much. 1299 01:34:54,410 --> 01:34:58,870 It's a shame you're fired, but don't quit commercials. 1300 01:35:02,620 --> 01:35:04,780 Next time, let's meet on a set. 1301 01:35:07,550 --> 01:35:09,750 Thanks! Thank you. 1302 01:35:15,560 --> 01:35:16,320 Otaku! 1303 01:35:18,730 --> 01:35:19,430 See you around 1304 01:35:19,530 --> 01:35:20,360 Thank you... 1305 01:35:21,570 --> 01:35:23,590 but what about your child? 1306 01:35:24,640 --> 01:35:25,470 Don't have one 1307 01:35:26,970 --> 01:35:28,200 You've gotta have a hook, you know? 1308 01:35:33,780 --> 01:35:34,580 Thank you 1309 01:35:34,650 --> 01:35:35,240 Ciao 1310 01:35:35,520 --> 01:35:36,040 Bye 1311 01:35:39,820 --> 01:35:41,950 My lovely otaku! 1312 01:35:42,620 --> 01:35:44,450 I'm gonna miss you! 1313 01:35:44,590 --> 01:35:46,920 Otaku! Great to see you! 1314 01:35:47,390 --> 01:35:49,790 You gorgeous creature. I'm gonna miss you so much! 1315 01:35:50,700 --> 01:35:51,500 Take care! 1316 01:35:51,500 --> 01:35:53,470 Be good! See you then! Bye! 1317 01:36:01,210 --> 01:36:02,170 Otaku 1318 01:36:02,510 --> 01:36:03,500 Sara! 1319 01:36:07,280 --> 01:36:09,310 You helped me a lot too. 1320 01:36:13,650 --> 01:36:14,480 Yeah, yeah, come and sit down 1321 01:36:15,220 --> 01:36:17,310 Wow, cute baby! 1322 01:36:19,790 --> 01:36:21,350 Take care of yourself! 1323 01:36:21,730 --> 01:36:22,720 Thank you. Bye! 1324 01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:26,470 You got a sense of humor. 1325 01:36:27,530 --> 01:36:28,930 Mr. Chairman 1326 01:36:30,740 --> 01:36:34,330 You were the most creative person on the jury this year. 1327 01:36:35,440 --> 01:36:38,270 No. I haven't made a good commercial yet. 1328 01:36:38,750 --> 01:36:40,340 See, that's where you're wrong. 1329 01:36:41,480 --> 01:36:45,920 What you did, you changed the future for the better 1330 01:36:47,550 --> 01:36:48,540 The future? 1331 01:36:48,920 --> 01:36:50,790 That little commercial of yours? 1332 01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:52,420 Take a look. 1333 01:36:56,760 --> 01:36:59,250 World wide impact. 1334 01:37:02,400 --> 01:37:06,460 Most of all, you inspired me 1335 01:37:07,840 --> 01:37:10,310 You made me remember 1336 01:37:10,310 --> 01:37:12,610 why I wanna be in this business 1337 01:37:15,550 --> 01:37:16,570 Thank you for that 1338 01:37:20,950 --> 01:37:25,190 I'm very grateful for all your help... 1339 01:37:26,560 --> 01:37:27,790 How do I say it? 1340 01:37:27,790 --> 01:37:28,820 No, don't do that 1341 01:37:29,960 --> 01:37:30,490 I get it 1342 01:37:31,730 --> 01:37:32,930 You don't need to thank me 1343 01:37:34,400 --> 01:37:35,390 You just need to pay me 1344 01:37:42,340 --> 01:37:43,670 I only work for money 1345 01:37:49,480 --> 01:37:50,470 Mr. Chairman! 1346 01:37:52,220 --> 01:37:53,650 I respect you! 1347 01:37:55,560 --> 01:37:57,520 You tell Mr. Megaphone I said hi! 1348 01:38:03,530 --> 01:38:04,500 Thanks. 1349 01:38:05,800 --> 01:38:06,630 For what? 1350 01:38:08,630 --> 01:38:10,860 I owe your boyfriend one. 1351 01:38:11,970 --> 01:38:15,570 He's not my boyfriend, he's a dud horse. 1352 01:38:16,840 --> 01:38:19,140 Horses need good jockeys. 1353 01:38:22,780 --> 01:38:26,510 True. I guess that dumb horse isn't so bad. 1354 01:38:29,390 --> 01:38:32,820 If he's not your boyfriend, I can hug him, right? 1355 01:38:37,960 --> 01:38:38,830 Thank you very much 1356 01:38:41,630 --> 01:38:42,830 See you next year, man 1357 01:38:43,170 --> 01:38:43,860 Bye! 1358 01:38:46,340 --> 01:38:46,860 Ms. Haruka! 1359 01:38:49,680 --> 01:38:50,730 You saved me. 1360 01:38:52,950 --> 01:38:55,740 Hey! This kinda bugs me. 1361 01:38:56,480 --> 01:38:57,780 What a cute couple! 1362 01:39:08,830 --> 01:39:09,730 Hikari... 1363 01:39:10,660 --> 01:39:12,430 I'm sorry for everything. 1364 01:39:15,270 --> 01:39:16,260 I expected that. 1365 01:39:17,240 --> 01:39:18,830 You read me like a book. 1366 01:39:20,240 --> 01:39:22,730 Some things I can't read at all. 1367 01:39:35,820 --> 01:39:37,650 Hello, Ohta here. 1368 01:39:37,890 --> 01:39:38,720 Nya. 1369 01:39:39,390 --> 01:39:40,790 Give me a break. 1370 01:39:41,190 --> 01:39:42,350 The chikuwa ad lost? 1371 01:39:42,930 --> 01:39:45,800 We lost 23 billion. The boss is livid. 1372 01:39:46,430 --> 01:39:47,630 I bet he is. 1373 01:39:47,770 --> 01:39:51,530 Bet again. Your noodle ad is a global sensation. 1374 01:39:52,240 --> 01:39:54,800 Orders are flooding in. Acecook is ecstatic. 1375 01:39:55,240 --> 01:40:00,270 They want you to do all their products. 1376 01:40:00,910 --> 01:40:02,710 So I'm not fired?! 1377 01:40:04,650 --> 01:40:05,450 Awesome! 1378 01:40:12,830 --> 01:40:14,160 I got cut off. 1379 01:40:14,860 --> 01:40:19,460 Anyway, you're gonna do a commercial for tanuki udon... 1380 01:40:19,530 --> 01:40:24,530 I'm not in right now. Please call again later. 1381 01:40:29,510 --> 01:40:34,310 About that fox noodle ad, put my name back in the credits. 1382 01:40:34,610 --> 01:40:35,580 What a jerk. 1383 01:40:38,780 --> 01:40:42,410 Oh yeah, Hikari, you gave away my keyring. 1384 01:40:42,760 --> 01:40:45,350 I did. You don't need it now, right? 1385 01:40:46,790 --> 01:40:48,230 I'll make you one. 1386 01:40:51,430 --> 01:40:52,230 Am l... 1387 01:40:54,800 --> 01:40:56,200 ...making a huge gamble? 1388 01:40:57,440 --> 01:40:58,230 Why not?